The following quotes are some of what's in store for you in Switchin' Out Hearts!* "Leftov, who is now only a head, finds himself looking around the operating room. I have to believe it, but I don't believe it! I'm watching my body being wheeled out of the operating room. * Little-known fact - without the imposition of human beings, pigs will talk among themselves. Let's listen in.I read something in the newspaper we were rolling around in the mud with the other day about human beings putting on new parts to themselves or something. I'm not sure, comments Wisteria.Randall offers, I think I saw that same article, Wisteria. Some woman had her teats enlarged three sizes! Bernice, can you imagine all 12 of your teats three sizes larger? Leave it to human beings to go overboard.
* Leftov bolts up in bed. For the love of mike, I'm in bed - not really - but in the same bed with Pony. How in the world - checks his watch - five in the morning? Impossible! What in the world am I going to tell Carly? I hope to goodness when I get home she will still be in bed. Please have her still be asleep. Please, please!He pushes Pony's body off his chest hoping he can get up without waking her. She cooperates by making a sweet sound and rolling over with her back to him. He decides he better leave her a note. He quietly shuts the bedroom door, looking around for some paper and a writing instrument.
He sees a note on the refrigerator that still has a lot of room left on it. He takes it down and finds a pen on her desk near the living room window.Pony, thank you for a fantastic evening. Have no idea how the time got away from us. I like it that now we know a lot more about each other. I didn't want to wake you. See you soon. Love, Hubba Hubba.
"The year is 2055. We are on the way to work with Dr. Oliver Leftov, the Transplant King, of Transplant Memorial Hospital, Chicago, Illinois. He is about to turn 70 years old, and he is angry about losing his youth. In this futuristic age of convenient body part transplants, the only thing that has not been done is a total body transplant. This, of course, implies the severing of the spinal cord. You are welcome to join the doctor as he completes this amazing feat and then discovers - life after whole body transplant!If you're looking for a book that it is an easy and fun read, this book is for you. Satire and humor abound in this novel.
I make fun of pretty much everything except love. You may also enjoy my romantic comedy, Scrambled Babies. Two national celebrities mix up (scramble) their babies and take flights to opposite coasts. The question is do they report the mixup or.For a quirky, satirical read, check out my 100 Incredibly Short Plays Volume 1. These are short, satirical, ironical, quirky dramas - take parts if you dare!.