This 10th Anniversary Hardback Edition of the New York Times Bestseller, Diary of an Oxygen Thief features an exclusive signed page by the author, sprayed edges and an elegant ribbon marker. Say there was a novel in which Holden Caulfield was an alcoholic and Lolita was a photographer's assistant and, somehow, they met in Bright Lights, Big City. He's blinded by love. She by ambition. Diary of an Oxygen Thief is an honest, hilarious, and heartrending novel, but above all, a very realistic account of what we do to each other and what we allow to have done to us.