An app that lets you chat with your younger self and rewrite history; an anti-aging drug that destroys memory at scale; a pickleball rival who can outsource his pain to another player Dorian Gray-like. Guy Got Old: Weird Stories from the Aging Frontier is a collection of 12 short sci-fi/fantasy stories about the inner life of old age: its invisible humiliations, its unexpected graces, and its surprisingly porous relationship with the past, the future, and reality itself. Each stand-alone story is about a guy named Guy. Think of it as a Martian Chronicles, only the new planet is old age. Or maybe snippets from the Twilight Zone of lived experience.