By popular demand, Texas Bix Bender writes a sequel to his best-selling Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On!, which became an immediate cowboy humour classic and has been reprinted 26 times. In this new book, Bender has written 125 funny quips for life. Here are some samples: "A good pard will ride with you till hell freezes over, and a little while on the ice." "If you?re ridin? a high horse, there ain?t no way to get down off it gracefully." "Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it." "Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It?s not fair to all your friends and relatives who are dying to do it for you."Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next.

" That said, these pocket-sized humour books pack quite a bit of punch-lines that is. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!.