From the best-selling author of Don't Squat with Yer Spurs On!, this book is packed with Texas Bix Bender's no-nonsense outlook on life: "Don't get even--get over it." "Never miss a good chance to shut up." "Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone." "Take your 'take home pay' home." "Put off 'til tomorrow what you shouldn't be doing anyway." Henry Ward Beecher said "the common sense of one century is the common sense of the next." That said, these pocket-sized humour books pack quite a bit of punch-lines that is. With more than 1.

5 million copies in print, their all-new look will leave a whole new generation in stitches!.