Justin Allen is like many other Portlanders, a left wing slacker who drinks too much coffee and likes to discuss politics. But when his offhand remark about killing the president with a golf ball is overheard by an FBI agent, Justin and his girlfriend go underground. Their journey involves a group home for the developmentally disabled, a magical cat, and a death row porn house, and forces them to contemplate love, courage, and how not to squander a second chance.