"It's scumpiddlinoxious!" Billy Plonka - the Prince of Stink, the Monarch of Muck, the Sultan of Slime, the Duke of Dregs and the King of Kak! He's the most extraordinary maker of Grot in the entire world and he is inviting five individuals to visit his world-famous GROT LABORATORY! Your tour is about to start! Don't wander off! YOU! Yes, YOU! I'm talking to you! Mr.Plonka would hate to lose you along the way. READ the 100% unofficial parody of one the greatest children's stories of all time.