The FBG : 100% Unofficial Parody
"It's supersmellygunkyfilthynastygrosslyputrid!" In your hands you are holding the true story of the FBG - the Flipping Big Gnome! He's not like other gnomes. Oh, no! He's big, flipping big! Together with his friend, Stephanie and the King of Engerlund and a huge herd of emus he tries to save the world from a huge Dollop of the rudest, naughtiest and smelliest gnomes ever! Ever! Because they're coming for your imagination!.