Learn to navigate the pitfalls of retirement, from grill fires to knitting needle injuries, in this funny pocket-sized gift book from the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario series. You're finally done with the rat race and ready to relax! Your troubles are over--or are they just beginning? This humorous and portable guide will steer you through all the dangers retirement can throw at you. Learn how to: Beat seasickness on your round-the-world cruise Treat road rash from your new motorcycle Drive a golf cart through a hurricane Nap under challenging conditions And, if it all turns out to be too much, ask for your job back Enjoy the good life while preparing for the worst!.