"QUIT PLAYING WITH YOUR PENIS.IT WILL FALL OFF!"If your a parent, you have probably said things to your kids that you would've never deemed possible. You may have even wondered: is this real life? who's monkeys are these? how did I get here?Motherhood is an amazing gift (hashtag blessed, hashtag my world) but raising boys is not for the faint of heart. They're messy, rambunctious, eat their boogers.among many other stereotypical traits."GO THE F TO SLEEP!"Laura is a sweary, millennial mom raising two toddler boys that consume all of her time, energy, and sanity. In hopes of laughing instead of crying, she put together a list of her funny (yet very real) survival tips for raising toddler boys.YOUR PENIS WILL FALL OFF! will have you laughing, crying with laughing, and admittedly shaking your head yes to all of the crazy and relatable sh*t that comes with raising a boy.
(and a good reminder to take your birth control).