Vampires live in the shadows. Myths, legends, and rumors abound. No one really knows their darkest secrets, because they've never shared them with humans. Until now! Kyle "Vampire Kid" Rogers spills all the blood in this autobiographical exposé of what it's really like to be a vampire growing up in the 21st century. Do vampires really drink human blood? Does sunlight kill them? Can they go to school like regular kids? Will they bite you? And, if they do, will you become a vampire, too? Spoiler Alert: They CAN see themselves in the mirror, obviously. Ever seen a vampire with bad hair? All the mythology and folklore of vampirism is revealed in the hilarious instant classic your kids will love to sink their teeth into, Vampire Kid!.