Over 1500 Fantastic Jokes Why did Harry Potter get a sun roof? He wanted a broom with a view! Did you hear about the cannibal's daughter? She was ate before she was seven! Why do monkeys scratch themselves? Because they're the only ones who know where the itch is! Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there's only one B in Belgium! What did Delaware when Mississippi lent Missouri her New Jersey? I don't know, Alaska!.