Three silly phrasebooks for the price of one! - Spanglish for Impatient People 1 - Spanglish for Impatient People 2 - Spanish for Rhythmic People.Mike Church (High Wycombe, 1962) has been teaching English and writing rubbish for as long as he can remember. His debut novel, "dayrealing: the trials and tribulations of a stressed-out teacher in a spaced-out world", was an international worst-seller; as was everything else that followed. To mark ten years of unmitigated literary failure, Mike has decided to release his phrasebook trilogy in reusable-friendly format.