'A great read! I laughed, I cried, I lost 15 pounds! I cannot recommend this book highly enough' - Stephen Colbert Congratulations - just by opening the cover of this book you became 25 per cent more American - even if you're not American! From Stephen Colbert, the host of television's favourite* punditry show, The Colbert Report , comes the book to fill the other 23½ hours of your day. Dictated directly into a microcassette recorder over a three-day weekend, this book contains Stephen's most deeply held knee-jerk beliefs on The Family, Race, Religion, Sex, Sports and many more topics, conveniently arranged in chapter form. Always controversial and outspoken, Stephen addresses why Hollywood is destroying his great nation inch by inch, why evolution is a fraud and why the elderly should be harnessed to millstones. You may not agree with everything Stephen says, but at the very least, you'll come to understand that your differing opinion is wrong. Stephen Colbert is America. With the help of this book, so can you! * not based on actual viewing figures WANING! Several reportages of illegal produced issues of this book from Glorious Peoples Republic of China stealing into bookstores. Do not! Buy only likely copies only authorized STEPHEN COLBER'S I AM AMERICAN AND SO ARE YOU books like this one itself! - Yours, Publisher.