My name is David Skrzypczyk-Cole (Originally Dawid Skrzypczyk) You are probably going like ''How the F do you even procurance that '' looks like you slammed your hand on the keyboard and called it a ''last name'' I get it. Had to change the W into V once moved to USA as W is a V where I come from. Quite complicated huh. I also added Cole to my last name to make it little easier! I was born in Poland, for those non geographical specimens that's Central Europe and if you do not know where Europe is then well, I recommend buying a map. I popped out into this world on August 29, 1994. Moved to the United States of America in the early 2005. Before you try to deport me or tell me to move back to my country, I am a proud citizen of United States. So good try! I had moved and traveled a lot in my short little life.

I lived in few places in two different continents. I changed schools like your friend changes girlfriends. I explored the world and cuisine of few countries I lived in, and other ones I traveled to. I lived in places like north and south Poland, London - England, In the United States places like - Jersey City, Roselle Park - New Jersey, East Stroudsburg - Pennsylvania, Los Angeles - California, Boynton Beach - Florida. I hope I have not missed any! Some places I moved back to more than once! All that travel made me discover many cuisines around! On my travels I always try authentic food in every country/place I visit.am David! This is my first work that will be published, and I am immensely proud of this. I hope your humor matches mine a little bit and you will enjoy this piece of work like I did while writing it.