CHAPTER ONE The word "etiquette" is rooted in the seventeenth-century gardens of Versailles--one of many reasons the French feel superior. Set in a low valley between two lines of wooded hills, Versailles was the location for Louis XIII''s hunting lodge, which he upgraded to ch'teau status. His son, Louis XIV--determined to build a lasting monument to his own regime--remolded the ch'teau to an over-the-top level of grandeur. That required a daily workforce of twenty-two thousand men and six thousand horses, and the exorbitant expense impoverished the country. Before discontent among his citizens festered into rebellion, and rebellion triggered the Revolution, life at court was based on social rank. Versailles was entered by many different gates. Only the lucky few possessing the right to bring their coaches into the great courtyard of the Louvre were granted the right to enter Versailles by way of its main entrance. That left a large number of lower-tiered aristocrats with no immediate access.
When Louis XIV''s gardener realized it was impossible to prevent those not invited through the front gate from trampling the lawns and flower beds, he put up signs. Already defensive about their lesser point of entry--fearing they were being left behind--the aristocrats ignored the postings, which resulted in a royal decree that no one go beyond the signs without a ticket, known in Old French as etiquette. Louis XIV''s insistence that his retinue uphold manners had an influence on the bourgeois, and the term l''etiquette became a broader reference to signs of correct behavior. Temporarily banished during the French Revolution, etiquette was eventually recalled from exile and it still holds sway. When, after a joint press conference, French president Jacques Chirac muttered into--unbeknownst to him--an open microphone that British prime minister Tony Blair was mal eleve, those deadly two words formed the worst kind of insult. The expression translates to "badly brought up" and casts aspersions on not only the offender but also his parents. Though not badly brought up, I certainly can''t claim to be a trusted source on etiquette, but Gilliam''s idea of Western etiquette lessons in China would not leave my imagination alone. It nagged at me until I decided to share the idea with a former colleague experienced in evaluating emerging markets.
He, too, saw an opportunity. My previous role as an executive at the Hearst Corporation included expanding its many brands. Prior to Hearst, I had implemented the same kind of brand-building strategy for Buzz, the L.A. magazine I launched. With contributing editors ranging from Jan Morris to Edmund White, Buzz built a reputation for its editorial quality. My partners and I were quick to leverage that reputation by launching Buzz Weekly, an arts and entertainment guide, by establishing Buzz On-Line, and by founding Buzz Books. In order to pursue Gilliam''s idea in China, we would first need to build a platform of brand recognition there.
What about a book on Western business comportment for the Chinese? I thought. Not too unlikely a consideration, but one requiring a next step. A train of incidents moved me forward: I''d written a novel published the year before. . . . My literary agent, based in London, had an associate in Beijing. .
 . . That associate was taken by the idea of a book for Chinese about Western business comportment. In a combined state of ignorance and enthusiasm, I resigned as chief of staff at the think tank and moved to Beijing during Gilliam''s summer break. That way madness lies, as the English would say, and I would have to agree--it was a fairly mad thing to do. Without a guaranteed source of income, I would be living off my savings; I didn''t speak Chinese; and I am far from an authority on manners. In point of fact, this is where I admit to several nasty tendencies, including a knee-jerk reaction to verbally wound those I think deserve the worst of me after they have tortured the best of me, which is my patience. That said, I''ve always made an effort to veer away from bad behavior and move toward the common sense that is good comportment.
I do so because it is a shrewd approach to business and because I believe that there is value in the social contract humans have with one another. To a large degree, our beliefs are instilled by our parents. My parents were of the mind that upholding values required honorable action but, when all else failed, it was sensible to leave the premises. Both were only children who never returned to their places of origin. My father left the South to attend Harvard Business School. His only relative in the North was Sherman Billingsley. After a stint in Leavenworth during Prohibition for distributing liquor in the drugstores he bought for that purpose, Billingsley redeemed himself by creating the Stork Club, a glamorous gathering place for cafe society in New York. My mother was old-world European and a different kind of exile.
Like her own mother, she was mentally ill. She was also impeccably mannered. I managed to hold these distinct and, at times, contradictory ideas in my head while sepia-toned propriety dispelled the larger disquiet of what became her progressively frequent stays in mental institutions. She would disappear and then reappear, as if nothing were out of place but time. The fact that she committed herself was never discussed or, indeed, acknowledged. If my professional career carries a credit balance, it can be found in my childhood. The intense ecosystem that was my family consisted of my parents, my two brothers, and me. But there was another, hidden member of our family: silence.
And odd as it sounds, our implicit agreement to ignore that which was so obviously wrong enabled me, when it came time, to understand the Asian principle of saving face. It was also my childhood--with its forced introduction to the complexities of human nature--that would equip me, as an adult, to work with a disparate range of people, some considered completely impossible by most others. My father was a success in business. He was also an ethically exacting man. Believing that financial dependency wove a sticky web of complacency, he put my inherited privilege on a timer. Until twenty-one, I was safeguarded by advantages but expected to behave within the strict confines of a nonnegotiable correctness--one that forced my mother''s mental illness to hide beneath the surface. Given my remove from the wider world, the only opportunity to learn about the metaphorical scheme of things came from observing anything within my limited line of vision. Improbable as it may seem, that included Maria Callas.
My father''s board meetings provided family forays from our home in Chicago to a hotel in New York where his company''s suite was directly across the hall from the one Aristotle Onassis kept for Callas during the better part of his marriage to Jackie Kennedy. Callas was my equivalent of what Flaubert must have encountered on his first trip to Egypt. Her physical being--splashed in bold, Picasso-like strokes--was wonderfully different from anything I had known. Having been confined to a life of nuance, I was fascinated by the theatrical exaggeration of hers. Never-ending activity swirled around her. A personal maid coordinated every form of room service. Floral deliveries arrived almost on the hour, and several times a day her white toy poodle--whose coat was trimmed like topiary--was handed to one of the bodyguards for its walk. There was a menacing kind of glamour to Onassis''s arrival, announced by the guttural sounds of armed security men who--my mother was quick to point out--didn''t know enough to remove their hats while in the elevator.
"An ugly little man," was her appraisal of Onassis. "Contemptuously unapologetic for the inconvenience he causes the other guests." My mother''s observation was not incorrect. Onassis was a physically unattractive man. Far more interesting to me at thirteen was another fact, just as obvious: Onassis was a married man. That made Callas his mistress. At a time when that word had consequences, one might have thought the degree to which it was public would force a corresponding sense of embarrassment on her. That''s what should have happened according to the code of conduct by which I was brought up.
But Maria Callas did not appear chastened. Quite the opposite. She was having an extremely good time, and that third irrefutable fact permitted me to consider that life need not be coded to what others believed to be proper behavior. Just as it was with my brothers, the vacuum sound of my father''s bank vault closing was heard as I was handed a college diploma. Having no choice in either matter, I had been raised to be--in equal parts--ladylike and employable. The former prepared me for who knows what; the latter provided a lifeline to self-reliance. At twenty-one, my ambitions were focused on New York, but dismal typing skills undermined my opportunities there. I took the only job available to me at the time: a substitute receptionist answering phones at the book publishing company Doubleday.
Most callers don''t automatically announce themselves, so time after time I was forced to say, "May I ask who is calling?" The second day on the job, that straightforward question might have been reason enough for me to be told not to return for a third day. "Whoever you are, hang up the phone so I can call back and leave a message," were the gruff instructions from an unannounced caller. "I think you''ll find me capable of taking a message," I su.