In lieu of nada or if only to place a brief comma in your day, I have here a collection of poems entitled "Beefy" for you. They are sometimes sweet, sometimes absurd, sometimes funny, sometimes rude and often entertaining, but all in all, they arent anything if they spend a lifetime in a folder of a folder of a folder on some hard drive I'll probably lose soon. So, I hope this collection finds you when you need it most. Any notes you have are welcomed, albeit walking a hairline's edge along the shores of "tough titties" and may never be seen, heard from, nor considered again (those costlines are very peculiar, as we well know).