Dawn Dais is a freelance writer, designer, and filmmaker from Sacramento. Her previous books, including The Sh!t No One Tells You Series, The Nonrunner's Marathon Guide for Women, and The Noncyclist's Guide to the Century and Other Road Races, were published by Seal Press, have topped Amazon.com best-seller lists, and have been featured by countless TV and print media sources. Her uniquely sarcastic yet inspiring tone has entertained and guided an enthusiastic core of readers towards their various ridiculous parenting and athletic goals. Dawn lives in Sacramento with her partner, two kids, two dogs, two cats, and the occasional mouse brought in the home by said cats.