An impotent message: This book is for the insane. It's also for anyone who at some point in life had a fleeting moment of self doubt: the virtually insane. The fact you have read this far proves you have a form of insanity, even if you can't quite put your finger on it. This book is here to help. It's filled with poetry intended, however unrealistically, to ease all manner of mental and emotional distress. Everyone is proud of you for having come this far. Now it's time to take the next step and buy a copy of this book. You will also need copies for friends and family.

This is an experience to be shared -- and cherished.