Can she stop messing it up before she hits fifty? Millie is old enough to know better. Just don't tell her that. At forty-nine, her life is in freefall. Everyone around her seems to have it all figured out--meanwhile, she's stuck in a job she hates and back living with her mum. Avoiding reality? It's practically a full-time job. With the big 5-0 looming, Millie does what any forty-nine-year f**k-up would do: she panics. And tells one massive, ridiculous lie. But as her little white whopper snowballs into a full-blown situation, Millie's forced to face some uncomfortable truths.

If this isn't a breakdown -- could she finally be having a breakthrough?.