Six months after surviving cursed magic, angry fairies, and one very unfortunate goblin incident, Gronk is trying to live a normal life in his strange little swamp commune. Unfortunately, "normal" now includes screaming vegetables, unstable magic, and a stoner fairy who thinks the solution to loneliness is sending Gronk on the worst dates in the world. But while Gronk struggles through disasters disguised as romance, something darker is starting to spread beneath the swamp. The rot isn't gone. It's growing¿ and this time it might crack the world open for good. With new monsters, bigger chaos, and more terrible decisions than ever, Gronk and his friends are about to find out that surviving the first curse was the easy part. And somewhere in the middle of all the madness, Gronk meets someone who might actually be the love of his life¿ if the swamp, the curse, and his own terrible luck don't ruin it first. Swamp Ass 2: The Crackening is a filthy, ridiculous fantasy adventure packed with monsters, magic, bad ideas, unexpected romance, and problems that only get worse the more you try to fix them.