Gary Two Horse Green is a father and veteran of the Marine Corps where he served as Radio Operator (Crypto), Truck Driver, Forward Observer, NBC (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical) Team Leader. This prepared him to become the proud owner of both dogs and cats. He is the most interesting man in Virginia: besides working with the USDOT/FRA as a diesel mechanic, Gary has been an on-air personality at both WBEY and WVBK FM, was both DJ and manager of a saloon, and the captain of a racing sailboat. He has lived in 48 states, 8 countries - including Spain and Cuba. He speaks Pirate fluently. He presently farms in Fairfield, Virginia, programs his friends' computers for free, and contributes to the Loka Review.