"The problem, my old friend, is that a naive and stupid nineteen-year-old virgin was in charge of my life at a crucial moment. It's his laughable failure at that time that has put me in the mess you see me in today." "Hold on. Am I to understand that this is your younger self you're talking about?" "God, I was an idiot. Well, I'm not going to let that cretin screw things up one second longer." Freddie is in a pickle. His love-life, career and personal happiness are in shreds, thanks - apparently - to foolish decisions his youthful self made years ago. This would be an insurmountable problem to most of us, but Freddie believes he can solve it by simply going back in time and having a word with that young gentleman to give him the benefits of his hard-won wisdom.

What could possibly go wrong? Love On The Springs of My Time-Travelling Bed is a foolishly romantic and adventurous novel from the author of the celebrated The Hills Are Stuffed With Swedish Girls ("a joy to read from cover to cover - it made me laugh, cry and, above all, want more . 5 stars isn't enough").