Table of Contents Chapter 1: Let's Try This Again--They were Looking for China and Japan but Ended up in America? Chapter 2: Remember, One if by Land, Two if by Sea? No, this is Not a Math Question! Chapter 3: George Washington . Some Say that it was because of His Teeth but if You had His Problems, You wouldn't be Smiling Either Chapter 4: If the British Set Fire to the White House, Why didn't the Smoke Detectors Go Off? Chapter 5: Americans Won their Freedom on Battles Fought in the East. So When it was Over, They Moved West. Sure, That Makes Sense. Chapter 6: The Civil War: America's Real Family Feud Chapter 7: Following the War, America Lived Happily Ever After for the Next Few Years Chapter 8: The Inventors: If You Build It, Someone Will Probably Show Up Chapter 9: If it was the 20th Century, then why was it in the 1900s? Chapter 10: You Mean John Wayne didn't Win the War for Our Side? Chapter 11: Hey Grandpa . Were You a Hippie? Chapter 12: The 1980s and 1990s, Or, As we Call it, The Days When Machines Took Over the Country Chapter 13: Y2K . Was that like the First Cell Phone? Chapter 14: Internal Briefings: The Presidency Chapter 15: One More Time! As History Repeats Chapter 16: Unfinished Business Bibliography.