Man's definitive response to "The Vagina Monologues", this book details what it is really like to be born with a built-in toy box attached right where it's, ah, "handy", and what it's like to live with 2 brains. The funniest book you will ever read, particularly if you are a man. A "help" book for woman, to better understand why their man acts the insane way he does. Ribald, raucous, and laugh-out-loud funny. A "must read" for every man, who ever held his "true" best friend "oh so close".