Underachieving small time slob lawyer and Sydney Roosters tragic - Gerard "Gout" Flanagan, wakes up one Monday in his terrace in Surry Hills not quite knowing what he got up to on the weekend. He eventually realises that in a moment of drunken clarity he promised the Papua New Guinea government to run a class action against the evil Malaysian Logging Incorporated on behalf of the West Sepik Tribes to win back their land before it gets deforested. Thereafter he finds himself in a life and death adventure in Papua New Guinea dealing with: Indonesia's Kopassus, the Aussie SAS, Millwall and West Ham hooligans, plane crashes, angry cassowaries, gay tribesmen, raskols, ASIS and a South Sydney rugby league heavy.