WARNING! THIS STORY CONTAINS: - A sheep called Alan Shearer. Even though she's a she - The greatest illusion trick known to man! - DASTARDLY crooks - A pesky big brother - A 1000-piece Lord of the Rings Jigsaw puzzle with all the pieces making up Gandalf s face missing - Shear determination - A brave young hero. Yep, that s me. Charlie Rudge, aged 10 and READ ON IF EWE DARE!.