Following the tumultuous events of Book One (The Monuments of Panda Johnson), Panda and his ever growing band of friends find themselves marooned on Earth 4.6 traversing foreign land and fending off both new, and old enemies. With Genevieve and Lord Overworn stranded on the same planet, it isn't long before their paths cross again and all hell breaks loose. When Lord Overworn's homeworld is invaded and captured by their mortal enemy, the Malagain, the race is on to find a way home, re-capture Panda and generally be as naughty as possible. Join Panda and friends in their continuing adventures, as they run away in the face of danger, laugh in the face of reality and generally wonder what they did to deserve such a life. From a two-headed donkey to a moose who believes he's the last of the Unicorns, Hordes of reject cartoon characters, alternate nursery rhyme figures, mechanised zombies and the three great jellyfish gods you won't be able to wait for Book Three.