A heartwarmingly hilarious collection of children's quotes that will have even the most cynical adult laughing out loud "Question to Pam, aged seven: "When is it okay to kiss someone?" ""Pam: "When they're rich."""" "Question to Ben, aged seven: "Why do we have to be quiet in church?" ""Ben: "Because people are sleeping?"" From cheeky monkeys to mischievous tikes, kids have a wonderfully straightforward take on life that often makes their utterances jaw-droppingly funny. Brought together here are the best misunderstandings, bloopers, hiccups, and completely ridiculous things that kids have said. It is the complete embodiment of the unique, quirky--and usually entirely unintentional--humor of children everywhere. Topics included are Off to School, Family Matters, The Birds and the Bees, The World According to Kids, and many more.