Eric Underwood, also known as Spaghetti Legs and Pizza Features, serves up the final course in the pasta trilogy: Lasagne Brain. Eric would love to be an intellectual and here he unexpectedly takes the journey from boyhood to manhood, and the only question he wants to ask is: can he go back? With his mind-boggling essays driving teachers out of their minds, the love of his life Veronica Roberts dumping him, his best friend hanging round Woolies with a trolley full of bananas hoping to pick up more than potassium poisoning, and his father watching pre-recorded golf, there s only one thing for Eric to do: retreat to his bedroom in self-imposed exile. Eric s ambition is to lock himself away for the rest of his teenage years. And if it wasn t for the Teletubbies and the arrival of Imelda, the Scots girl he French kissed in an English pub, he might just have made it!.