How to Kill a Crime Writer
How to Kill a Crime Writer
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Author(s): Lotz, Sarah
ISBN No.: 9780593436790
Pages: 368
Year: 202607
Format: Trade Paper
Price: $ 28.00
Dispatch delay: Dispatched between 7 to 15 days
Status: Available (Forthcoming)

A Prologue and a Half Play dead. Play dead. Play dead. The wound at the back of her head is still leaking blood, but Leah Rebecca Overton blocks out the pain and cracks open her eyes. The light is dying, and far above her, leaves tremble in the wind. Other than the scrape of a shovel digging into earth, and the grunts of exertion from the man intent on burying her alive, it''s deathly quiet. This woodland is in the depths of a vast, privately owned country estate, miles from the nearest road. Another shovelful of dirt lands on her chest, and it takes everything she has not to flinch.


Not yet, she tells herself. Play dead. She has to bide her time. Gather her strength before she acts. No one will be coming to her aid. The cops aren''t an option. Not in this rural county, where sheep and shotguns outnumber the residents, and secrets usually stay buried. And "usually" is the keyword here because pressing into her back are the skeletal remains of the poor soul she''d unearthed from this makeshift grave just seconds before she heard the roar of the gamekeepers'' quad bikes.


She could''ve run. Didn''t. Knows what Jed, her mentor, would''ve said about her decision to stay and fight: "Why take unnecessary risks, girl?" The answer''s simple: Because it''s who she is. It''s who she''s always been. The odds had been against her but that was nowt new, and the shovel she''d brought along had come in handy. Took one of the men out with a blow to the throat. Sideswiped the second, enjoying the crunch of cartilage as his nose imploded beneath his balaclava. Would''ve dispatched the ringleader too if he hadn''t snuck up behind her and slammed his shotgun into the back of her head, rendering her temporarily unconscious.


More dirt peppers her body, and she hears her assailant muttering, "Bye-bye, bitch." Rage gives her the strength she needs, and she curls her fingers around the femur belonging to his previous victim. The time for playing dead is over. Not finishing her off was his first mistake. Calling her a bitch will be his last. That''s how my mother began Overlooked, the sixth-and final-novel in her bestselling Private Investigator Leah Rebecca Overton thriller series. It''s quite hard-hitting, isn''t it? And no wonder, because "always begin a book with a bang" had been Mum''s motto, and she''d followed this to a tee. For example, Book Three kicks off with a passenger plane crashing into Ilkley Moor, and in Book Four''s prologue, Leah Rebecca Overton heroically slides her motorbike under the wheels of a malfunctioning self-drive to stop it from smashing into a Tesco Express.


For my mother''s sake, I wish I could do that too (begin this book with a bang, I mean, not crash a Ducati into a runaway Tesla). But seeing as what happened to me was far more implausible, it''s probably best if I stick to the truth. Little Shop(pe) of Horrors It all kicked off on an otherwise typical Monday morning in early autumn, four months after I''d made the fateful-and ultimately near-fatal-decision to move into my dead mother''s cottage in rural Shropshire. I''m not great at recalling specific dates and times, but I know for a fact that it began on a Monday because that was the day that Glenn-from-next-door always set off to do his big weekly shop. This meant that Brian and I were rudely awoken that morning by a cacophony of slamming doors, honking car horns, and Glenn and his wife Janet having needlessly shouty exchanges ("I can''t find the bags-for-life again, Jan!" "Have you checked the boot, Glenn?" "Course I have, pet-oh, hang on," etcetera). As I did every Monday, I thought, you''re just driving to the Aldi to get some peas, Glenn, not plotting an insurgence against Putin, followed by the more melancholic, had this weekly kerfuffle bothered Mum too? If it had, she''d never said so-not to me, anyway. One of the most painful aspects about living in my mother''s cottage was discovering how little I''d known about her day-to-day life in the hamlet, and it didn''t help that this was partly my fault. After all, I hadn''t exactly been enthusiastic about her decision to move to rural Shropshire in the first place.


In fact, back when she''d broken the news that she was swapping her Sheffield townhouse for a country cottage in the Midlands, I genuinely thought she was winding me up. "Don''t be daft, Niamh," she''d said. "Why would I joke about a thing like that?" "Because you''re a hardcore townie, aren''t you?" She was forever striding along pavements in designer coats, mainlining artisanal espressos, and popping into independent bookstores. "I mean, you''ve never even been glamping, Mum." "I fancy a change of lifestyle, and it''ll do me good to get in touch with nature." "Why that part of the country, though?" I''d always assumed she was a hardcore northerner. She''d spent her whole life in Sheffield, and most of her novels were set in Yorkshire. "It''s hours away from everyone you know.


" Including me, I didn''t say. She dodged the question, which wasn''t like her, and said instead: "Tell you what, why don''t I take you to see the cottage next weekend?" We spent the four-hour journey there singing along to the ABBA Gold CD that was permanently jammed in her Mini''s ancient sound system, which lightened the mood and gave us an excuse to avoid discussing my latest run-in with the bailiffs. "Just wait till you see the place, Niamh," Mum kept saying as we neared our destination, "you''re not going to believe it." She was right about that. As we drove along country lanes that were eerily devoid of traffic, and through villages that were pleasantly devoid of people, all I could think was: Which is it, Mum-midlife crisis or nervous breakdown? I should stress that this wasn''t because of the area itself. If anything, the landscape around Buckstone is almost too beautiful-all soft rolling hills, swathes of ancient woodland, and single-lane tracks that go nowhere-and because hardly anyone knows that Shropshire exists, the local wildlife hasn''t yet been decimated (there are even some hedgehogs and insects left in the county). No. The issue was that although the hamlet had the charming, timeless vibe of a folk horror film, it consisted of little more than a row of terraced cottages, a twee village hall, a tiny church, and an eccentric volunteer-run shoppe (the shop''s spelling, not mine), and I was struggling to picture my urbanite mother sipping tea with a vicar, joining the Nimby brigade, and trying her hand at cozy crime mysteries instead of hard-boiled thrillers.


But if nature was what she was after, she''d come to the right place because the lane we took to reach her new home-half a mile from the hamlet-was so defiantly rural that it petered out into woodland (which, in turn, petered out into Wales). And I could see why she''d been taken with the cottage itself. With its higgledy-piggledy, whitewashed stone walls, quirky lattice windows, and quirkier porch, it couldn''t have been more chocolate-boxy, and its front garden was blooming with daffodils and some other attractive plants that were probably weeds. "Well?" she asked. "What do you think?" "I really like it." I did. I would''ve liked it a lot more if it weren''t for the proximity of the neighboring properties. Directly opposite lurked a sullen barn conversion that resembled an apocalypse bunker, and the cottage was sandwiched between two architectural opposites: a bleak manor-style house that could''ve been drawn by an evil child, and an aggressively well-maintained new build that looked as if it had been accidentally beamed out of suburbia.


I remember thinking that there was something tragically self-conscious about the newer house-perhaps it knew it was supposed to be on an executive housing estate. In its graveled frontage, two depressed gnomes fished in vain for a garden, and even its wheelie bin gleamed. Of course, I didn''t know then that its lack of greenery was down to Glenn''s unhealthy addiction to his hedge strimmer; nor could I have known that in eighteen months'' time, those gnomes would end up being clues in an incredibly odd murder investigation. But it was the sinister manor that took up most of my attention. Its front garden was a riot of rose bushes, but the house itself was sepia toned, as if it existed in an era before Technicolor was invented. "That place looks intriguing." "Isn''t it fabulous?" my mother said without any sarcasm. "Apparently, it was the country seat of an aristocratic family which used to own all the surrounding land and properties.


" Curiously, despite being a socialist, she seemed to fancy the prospect of living in the cap-doffing shadow of a mini version of Downton Abbey. "According to the estate agent, the elderly ''lady of the manor'' still lives there." Although it was a bright spring day, the manor''s curtains were all drawn. "Perhaps she''s a vampire," I said, unaware that my future self would go to great lengths to avoid being emotionally drained by Lady Sheila Ripley. The quirkiness extended to the cottage''s interior, and in the farmhouse-style kitchen, there was an ancient range cooker that even I found charming, mainly because I assumed that I''d never have to use it. The place clearly hadn''t been lived in for a long time and reeked of neglect, but it came across as cozy rather than ominous. "It needs some remedial work, of course," said my mother, massively understating things. It couldn''t have been more of a contrast to her usual minimalistic aesthetic.


There were only two bedrooms-one of which was little.


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