Fuhgeddaboutit: How to Badda Boom, Badda Bing, and Find Your Inner Mobster is the definitive guide on how to be a twenty-first-century made man. With easy-to-read step-by-step instructions, Fuhgeddaboutit reveals a unique way of living and a unique way of dying -- usually involving an icepick and duct tape. In Fuhgeddaboutit, you will learn. The three most common uses for toothpicks: "e;dental hygiene, stabbing and storing gum during sex."e; All about honeymoons: "e;Every couple should honeymoon somewhere completely foreign and exotic for two weeks. Like South Jersey."e; To protect yourself at all times: use a condom and a bulletproof vest. The main difference between a Jewish mobster and an Italian mobster: a foreskin.

From the mobster's "e;Code of Conduct"e; to "e;Five Ways to Pass the Time in Jail"e; and even a chapter called "e;Minestrone for the Mob Soul,"e; Fuhgeddaboutit is a must buy for both the serious mob professional and fans of this special way of life. And we use the words "e;must buy"e; in the strictest sense.