John lives in Omagh with his wife and sons. He is no stranger to danger, being the world's only fully qualified and licensed elephant juggler.In his spare time, he performs brain surgery and sends rockets to distant galaxies in search of new and exciting ice-cream flavours. But, sadly, he is yet to discover any to match the wonder that is Raspberry Ripple.Before age six, he invented the 10th letter of the alphabet. As well as claiming he can smell the colour purple, he has, on at least one occasion, lost the Empire State Building.A teller of tall stories, he delights in making children laugh at the strange world around them.