GUANO - just your typical story about an adorable, young native couple who find a ton of pot and a half million dollars in the Central American jungle, and their desire to use it to help foster love, togetherness, and economic prosperity on their diverse island community, as told by an unfortunately named, but unnaturally industrious, gay iguana. Holding court at the Sea-Grape Tree, which serves as the meeting place for all of the island's iguanas, our potty-mouthed hero captures everyone's attention, and hopefully votes, by providing regular updates to the story they all want to hear: The Story of Julia and Shamere - their secret romance and their newfound treasure, which turns out to be both a blessing and a curse. Guano's political future spirals downward alongside the couple's cannabis philanthropy efforts, as the entire plan becomes entangled in a web of eccentric parents, tribal prejudice, ghosts, voodoo, and international drug cartels. Click, get yourself a copy, and come along for the ride.