Brocabulary will rescue the imperiled state of male communication by providing a bawdy new dictionary for all men: savages and coffeehouse intellectuals alike. So put down your Blackberry, you PDA-hole, and cancel that masturdate--it's time for a little lesson. Beyond simply defining the stripping point (the precise number of Jaeger shots that make a woman want to get naked with you), Brocabulary will provide a firm grasp of bromenclature. Readers will learn how to calculate their cock stock (the value of their penis to chicks) and they'll start seeing their lives as full of pussibilities (no explanation needed). So, shake out of brostalgia, flip through the brolodex, and call up the brotourage--it's time to start anew, buck the trends, and leave your mark on guy-speak for the generations to come.