**Soon to be a major TV series starring Lenny Rush, Sian Clifford and Tom Davis** A shocking announcement from the Vampire Prince begins a tale of ghoulish intrigue and hilarious horror. Welcome to the village of Katchem-by-the-Throat, where vampires have ruled for hundreds of years. Valentine, the vampire prince, has a terrible secret - he doesn't like blood! He prefers chips and a small glass of red. His startling confession leaves King Victor with a royal ruckus on his hands. Can a vampire who prefers chips to necks ever find his place in the world? And what other surprises does Valentine have up his cape? A fang-tastic tale packed with ghoulish intrigue, vampire magic and lots of laughs!.