Canadian sport is the brunt of many jokes, but Canucks take the jabs in stride and still find the humour in what's laughable from the ice to the water to the field and the court:The other day was "Take Your Daughter To Work" day. The Canadian soccer team had a fun time and played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost 15-3."There was a terrible tragedy down at the local curling club. They all drowned during spring training." -St. John's, Newfoundland, news anchor Q: How can the Canadian men's Olympic ice hockey team hope to win? A: Play like the Canadian girls! Q: What do the Blue Jays and the Leafs have in common? A: Neither knows how to play hockey. A group of fishermen was hopelessly lost deep in the forest.

The sun was going down and the mosquito swarms were starting to bite when one of the fishermen yelled, "I thought you said you were the best guide in Minnesota!" "Oh, I am," replied the guide firmly, "but I'm pretty sure we're in Manitoba by now."The head coach of the Toronto Raptors asked one of his forwards, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" The player replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"Q: Why did the Toronto Argonauts quarterback never have a phone installed in his home? A: Because he'd never be able to find the receiver.And so much more!.