Grandpa sees Pixies. Mom chats with casseroles, cabbages, and cats. Uncle Robert giggles a lot. Aunt Christie misses her latte, which makes her grumpy. Twin cousins Heather and Holly like to drown ants and put fireflies in a jar. My young sister has an unusual hobby: Special Ops Parachute training. It's so hard being a teenage girl. Especially in this family.

Especially at Thanksgiving.