How to Not Be Eaten by Bears
Boys and girls, as we grow up, we begin to see that not everything is rainbows and cuddly toys. We sometimes come face to face with Hard Truths. This should not make us sad (at least not for very long), but it is better to Be Prepared for those truths. For example, did you know that people are sometimes eaten by bears? Yes they are. Chomp, chomp. Even good people (but also not-so-good people) can be eaten by bears.