As soon as you see the double lines on the stick, you're destined for a CEO position that requires no qualifications, experience, interviews or applications; in fact, getting knocked up is the only prerequisite. So how do you navigate through your new job when your charge won't stop crying and there's no clocking off time? In her very first ebook, writer and mother-of-two Shona Riddell shares her 10 silliest pre-children assumptions about parenthood, reveals how it was all blown sky-high from day one, and shares her best pregnancy and parenting tips with other mums going through the same challenging stages. Topics include how to qualify as a MILF, figuring out how to breastfeed (or not), what on earth cabbage leaves are for, pregnancy survival tips, getting your baby to sleep, handling life and relationship changes, coping with depression, and managing insubordinate children.