Gift graduating seniors a funny college survival book that blends bittersweet advice with laugh-out-loud, full-color illustrations in this bestselling parody guide for soon-to-be freshmen. This humorous and sentimental graduation gift for anyone heading off to college is the perfect way to honor their accomplishment and launch them into the next phase of life with practical tips and clever wisdom for navigating their new academic journey. You're off to college--it's going to be life-changing! Follow this book's advice to make it unforgettable: * College packing checklist: what to bring, what to ditch * Tips for choosing the right college classes * How teaching assistants can save your GPA * Why dorm flip flops are non-negotiable * How often to wash your sheets (yes, really) * Best spots to meet new college friends * Strategies for balancing academics and social life * And so much more!.