I love you more than I love cake. And I really like cake. Romantic declarations don't need to be all lovey-dovey: they can be amusingly honest or laced with profanity! Forget the mushy stuff you see in the movies - this book is loaded with down-to-earth proclamations and witty one-liners that will let a special someone know how you really feel. SELLING POINTS: * Aimed at millennials, who will appreciate the tongue-in-cheek humour and fresh, gender-neutral design. * The perfect gift idea for those who would prefer an alternative to traditional romantic gestures, especially on Valentine's Day.