If you're looking for a wolf-free resort, join me at the mall food-court! Hairy, hapless werewolves try to enter the local mall, but security guards and perfume-spritzers make it difficult for the monsters to feel welcome. The humans soon accept the lonesome creatures and throw a fashion show in their honor. Whimsical rhymes over thirty full-color illustrations explain why there are no WEREWOLVES at the mall!.