The series that reads the books your English teacher assigned - so you'll actually want to.¿ Warning: This story contains more red flags than a Soviet parade.¿ Everything you're about to read is the actual, complete text of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Every word of the original is here. I've just ¿ added some thoughts. Consider this the world's most aggressive marginalia. If your English teacher assigned this, thank them. They have taste and a sense of humor.