Emmy is a vampire, and she has been alive for centuries. Well, not so much alive. But, you know. around. She tried the whole brooding, epic vampire lifestyle. She's lived countless lives, lost countless loves. She's done everything there is to do. Now, she lives a life of comfort and boredom, hanging with her pet monster Fletcher and eating cheese fries covered in blood.

Vampire poutine, essentially. She's in an eternal funk. until she meets the new sanitation worker.Emmy falls for the woman she only knows as "Garbage Girl," who has a secret that would shock even Emmy.IT'S A HORROR ROM COM WITH FANGS & HEART!.