First, our lawyers have advised us to use the following:This book was written, researched, edited, and produced by insomniacs, all working between the hours of 1:00 - 5:00 a.m., EST. No fully rested human was consulted in its production, or even allowed to touch it for that matter.Insomniacs Unite! - Here is your manifesto for ruling the world - let's face it - you do have the extra time on your hands. Let's face it, whoever said, "A kingdom isn't built overnight" was definitely not an insomniac. And while you may not be able to build an actual kingdom, why not approach this from another perspective. Isn't it said that we sleep through a third of our life.
doesn't that sound like a colossal waste of your life?Insomniacs have accomplished a great deal with all that extra free time. written great books, painted great paintings, launched revolutions, run countries, saved the world, and even invented light bulbs - what else are you going to do in the dark if everyone else is sleeping!Look who didn't sleep - you're in great company.Thomas EdisonMark TwainMarcel ProustWinston ChurchillTheodore RooseveltMarlena DietrichBen FranklinVincent Van GohgGroucho MarxMargaret ThatcherAlexandre DumasTable of ContentsIntroduction: Insomnia: Curse or Blessing?Chapter One: Sleep Myths: Concern or Conspiracy?Chapter Two: You're in Good Company: Famous InsomniacsChapter Three: Sleep Aids: Help or Hogwash?Chapter Four: Waking Hours are Working Hours.This book is dedicated to all the insomniacs and night owls of the universe. Rise up, brethren, and take your rightful place at the top of the pecking order.