Get a job. Get married. Buy a house. Cut off your hands and replace them with gardening tools. Dig a hole. Can you hear the worms calling? Keep digging. "Danger Slater is fearless and should be ashamed of himself. Thank God he's not.

" --JOSH MALERMAN, author of Bird Box "If Richard Brautigan and William S. Burroughs had a baby it would be Danger Slater" --THE HORROR REVIEW "Bizarro horror at its best." --SPLATTERPUNK ZINE.