What will a 17-year-old boy do for first love? What won't he do?Wendell Wolfe, new to Florida's Banyan Island, launches a plot to rescue the corpse of Pinkie Pie, the 350-pound pig in which resides the spirit of the dearly departed grandmother of Samantha Granger, Wendell's first girlfriend. Before Pinkie Pie lies in sacred ground, Wendell will commit a long list of misdemeanors and felonies, saturate a Cadillac Escalade with road-kill stench, and use Pepe the Chihuahua to lure a senile alligator into the middle of a community celebration.And best of all -- he'll get the girl!.