Mark Spitzer, polymath and polymer, is the author of twenty books. Most of them are about fish or violent perverts. He's also written a bunch of poetry and literary translations. His greatest hits include: CRYPTO-ARKANSAS (Spuyten Duyvil, 2013), Blaise Cendrars' FILMS WITHOUT IMAGES (Green Integer, 2013), SICK IN THE HEAD (S A M Publishing, 2012), AFTER THE ORANGE GLOW (Monkey Puzzle Press, 2010), WRITER IN RESIDENCE (University of New Orleans Press, 2010), THE GENET TRANSLATIONS (Polemic Press, 2010), AGE OF THE DEMON TOOLS (Ahadada Books, 2008), THE PIGS DRINK FROM INFINITY (Spuyten Duyvil, 2006), Season of the Gar , CHUM (Zoland Books, 2001), and The Collected Poems of Georges Bataille . Spitzer is the Editor in Chief of the internationally acclaimed Toad Suck Review , an associate professor of creative writing at the University of Central Arkansas, and he can be seen on reruns of Animal Planet's River Monster series.