This book includes Three Western tales, Complete with Sheriff, Hard as nails, A Lonesome Cowboy, Thief, and Horse, Conniption fits, Despair, remorse; Two broken hearts, Miss Lou-Lou, and Miss Lou-Lou's paw, A snake-oil man; A Dreadful Stranger Bustin' in, A duel that smells As vile as sin, At Gizzard's Grill. And for dessert A slab of lemon pie Don't hurt.